An English woman was discussing the differences between American & European football (although she meant rugby, on the European side.)
I obviously needed my sleep last night, as this snippet was the last thing I was dreaming before I woke.
After a few days of research I can safely assert that we've had a new visitor to the Hermitage; a female rose-breasted grosbeak. They're not usually found in our area, although I'm not alone in spotting one here. Although I'd taken pictures, the bird ended up mostly obscured behind some vegetation (from my vantage point.)
The picture is me, Simpsonized. It took me months to get that website to work & considering the picture I'd submitted, I'd say it didn't actually work this time, either. I seem to have been provided with a generic face & was allowed to customize to the best of my ability. Still, close enough.